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simbico@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Why would you not?

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Why would you not?

simbico@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Toilet water is literally right there. If it was good enough for Steve Jobs, then it’s good enough for you.

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      I have to pay for my toilet water.

      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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        Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!

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          But then I’d have to drink sock water.

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            We all have to make sacrifices

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          Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.

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            Her sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher.

            This is smart.

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