simbico@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhy would you not?imagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down16
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minus-squarecRazi_manlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoToilet water is literally right there. If it was good enough for Steve Jobs, then it’s good enough for you.
minus-squarenaticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI have to pay for my toilet water.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoPro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoMe carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoHer sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher. This is smart.
minus-squareTachyonTele@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoBut then I’d have to drink sock water.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWe all have to make sacrifices
Toilet water is literally right there. If it was good enough for Steve Jobs, then it’s good enough for you.
I have to pay for my toilet water.
Pro tip: When pouring, hold your socks over the toilet. The water will spill through the socks, right back into the toilet - and you don’t have to pay anything!
Me carrying the toilet to the other bathroom where my wife is sitting on the toilet: here, hold my socks like this.
Her sitting on the toilet is probably a really good bracing stance so the amount of toilet water you can force through your socks will be much higher.
This is smart.
But then I’d have to drink sock water.
We all have to make sacrifices