Personally I’d want the top right or bottom left, but I love sprinkles and dislike cheesecake.

Cheesecake, obv

To everyone saying cheesecake. Eww. Cheesecake has the worst texture, how can anyone even.

I consider sprinkles the herpes of pastry, but even if the other 5 cakes weren’t disgusting, I’d still take the cheesecake.

And don’t get me started on fondant.

I mean that cheesecake appears to have fresh strawberries.

Cheesecake. Baked.

Cheesecake!

The cheesecake.

Pie is always the answer, but of those, the cheese cake.

Cheesecake.

Of these options, cheesecake!

Those fancy textured clumps of frosting that make up the “trim” of a cake are usually dried out by the time you get to eating the cake. Just not good.

But the question is whether you want to choose based on flavor, texture, or appearance. If you want a pink princess cake from the bottom right. Get that. If you want cheesecake because that’s your favorite, get that. Like sprinkles? Do that. Dislike sprinkles because texture? Skip them!

Pick what makes you happy.

I personally would go with the cheesecake or the top middle cake, I think. But I’d skip the clumps on top of the middle cake.

I let my cat, Cheddar, sniff the picture. He checked all the cakes but he seemed more focused on the top row. Do with his fuzzy knowledge what you will…

Mmm cheesecake.