Not in my pants, sitting on a white couch, no.
You’ve never lived dangerously.
Sometimes I turn my alarm off and just close my eyes for a minute.
Ah the good old danger nap. Come home from work. Lie down with no alarm. Wake up to see 08:00 - is that am or pm - who the fuck knows?
Or when you pull that one booger out and all of a sudden you’re aware of how blocked up you just were and you can breath.
Or when you had a nosebleed while sleeping and you pull out a blood clot lodged deep in your sinuses. It feels like you’re yanking out your brain, but in a weirdly satisfying way.
That is NOT normal.
Yeah this dude definitely needs to see a doctor or they’re gonna die from a nose bleed in their sleep but blood boogers are definitely a thing (with a specific trauma that caused them) and you can’t deny the relief feels amazing when they work their way out
I swear I’ve had detox poos before. Felt under the weather, sluggish, and generally bad. Take a good poo, like a good night’s sleep!
Drop them D.A.D.S. off at that pool.
Never. I have gas constantly but it just reloads immediately :(
do you eat beans with every meal ?
I’m lactose intolerant and it’s in so much stuff I just don’t try very often to avoid it.
take lactase pills before endulging, you cheesy fart monster ❤️
I need to eat like four at a go, it got expensive!
I do three before eating and then one in the middle or towards the end of a meal. But yeah, super expensive even from Costco
I’ve definitely farted loud enough to wake myself up before.
When I was a kid, I had a dog that used to do this. It was hilarious
I haven’t had enough sex to make a proper comparison. We can fix this together.
We’re gonna fart less?
I would never try to take farting away from you babe.
or sharted yourself.
Just want to say, if you don’t have something with simethicone in your medicine cabinet, this is why you should strongly reconsider
But then I wouldn’t have the experience of farting. 😩
That drug doesn’t get rid of your farts it just frees them from being trapped
Y’all ain’t fuckin’ right if it’s comparable to stomach pain relief.
I have had some serious gas pains before. When it finally releases it can feel amazing.
Yeah we all have, I’m sure. Still not even close to the level of enjoyment that is possible through sex. I mean it’s not even in the same ballpark, silly to compare.
Bruh, it’s a meme. Chill.
Bro learned nothing from Ben Shapiro’s dry ass wife
Reminds me of this scene
Comparing them against each other creates the false impression that these are somehow mutually exclusive activities.
