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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 个月前

Funny but cruel

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Funny but cruel

Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 4 个月前
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      • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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        i can hear this gif

        • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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          Ahhaaaaahhhaayyeyeyeee

          • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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            💥🚗⚡

  • The_v@lemmy.world
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    Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a midsized irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma’s house (6 hour drive from home).

    Bahahahahaha

    To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.

    • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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      This is also a great tip when you have a kid who wants to bring a giant stuffed animal on a long trip and space is tight

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        How do you get it home?

        • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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          It’s vacuumed flat, put it in the bottom of a suitcase

          • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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            So you betting the vacuum sealer, or a vacuum cleaner in vacation?

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              It stays with the family I was visiting of course

            • hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works
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              No silly it stays in the bag, duh 🙄

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                Ahh so it’s just to get the kid into the car.

                Somehow this didn’t occur to me.

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                  I was actually joking. I imagine the child would be displeased with the toy staying in the bag. And if they open it? Now you have to struggle to get it home.

                  I don’t know what the actual point would be unless you bring the vacuum with you

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    Does this. Does this actually harm the stuffed animals? Some mattresses and pillows are sold vacuum-packed but they fluff up after a bit.

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      They don’t feel a thing

    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      It can damage older ones especially.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I mean it’s the most logical way to ship them across the world.

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    I bought a friend a Pikmin plush one time, and it came in like this.

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    I’m oscillating Between being horrified and laughing my ass off.

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    If you knew how much the stuffed animal collection costs, you’d understand

    I am addicted to Makeship

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      What about your NFT collection.

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        At least two Nice Fucking Tits.

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        NFTs can go straight to hell

  • realitista@lemmus.org
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    I mean, it would definitely be an efficient way to store them.

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    Absolute monster lol

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    I can hear that picture. NoooOOOoo.

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    deleted by creator

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    Can someone please recommend a vacuum sealer under $50 that isn’t terrible? The one I have doesn’t remove all the air before sealing. I want one with two separate buttons: one to activate the vacuum, and a second one to seal. That way I can determine on my own when all the air is removed, rather than rely on a faulty automatic process.

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      Good or cheap. Pick one.

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        $50 is not cheap for what is literally just an air pump in a box.

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      Not as cheap as what you’re looking for, but bang for the buck chamber vacuum sealers are so much better and can achieve what you’re looking for, and the bags are SO much cheaper

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      CASO VC10

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        I appreciate the help, but this is not quite what I’m looking for. The two buttons on this device are “Seal” and " Vacuum & Seal". I’m looking for a device with a second button that says “Vacuum” only.

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    Anybody does that to me and hands would be flying.

    Edit:

    Stupid keyboard combined with 98% user error and you get “toe” instead of “to me”.

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