Well…Bezos now owns MGM studios. The next James Bond movie (MGM IP) can feature an insane, bald megalomaniac psychopath trying to take over the world, and it Bezos can star in it as himself. He can print the headlines of his own amazing acting debut in The Washington Post that he bought and then muzzled, fired or laid off staff who would not bend the knee to fascism and trump when Bezos wanted his to be a friendly mouthpiece for his Trump payday.

Bezos owns whole foods too…