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@violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy
I’m not complaining tho, it’s an improvement, there’s not enough hornyposting in most places
Oh look, now you’re hopping on the horny bandwagon?
Puh-leease, I’ve been horny since before you were born.
Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.
no
Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭
Except this may be someone trying to sell things
I’m so proud 🥹
Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.
pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu
☝️🙋♂️
I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.
BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.
I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.
Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.
Decent option for a mascot
I should visit Greece.
From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him
You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!
I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.
In the words of RHCP:
What I got you gotta get it put it in you!
Do you mean this RHCP?..
Kiedis acknowledges in his autobiography Scar Tissue that he
had sexual relations withraped a 14-year-old girl when he was 23, before and after learning of her age, in the 1980s. This inspired him to write the song “Catholic School Girls Rule”.[121]
Kiedis had a relationship with actress Ione Skye in the late 1980s starting when he was 24 and she was 16.
The network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
lmao is that a real radio edit that exists? 🤣
horny is why we exist, in general
Vio- oh. Wait, when did you spawn?
Credit: Definitely not the YMCA
eee! my meme!
memes are made to be shared comrade
Got you FAM, mb
Apply? Just post your address and we’ll see if you’re even close enough to bother. Flights have gotten too expensive and I’m not riding the bus now that the famous $1 megabus thing is gone.
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other’s houses to fuck, if our countries touch we’re close enough.
Crying in Canadian. I think my province is almost 3 times the size of the entire UK.
Application:
I’m nearly at the fitness level I’ve always wanted to be at and just moved so I know nobody. Now I’m looking to break beds and take names with anything that consents and has a pulse.
Also I’m very detail oriented, great in high stress situations and work well in a team. HMU
How does something without a pulse consent? At that point does it even matter that it doesn’t have a pulse?
Yes their application is redundantly over-constrained, rejected!
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
Straight up lost my shit laughing at this. Thank you.
break beds and take names
in that order
And I’m all outta beds 😏
Shit I did that wrong
