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TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

Melania found her next husband.

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Melania found her next husband.

TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Meet our new president, hes also controlled by Big Tech, but doesn’t need to play golf every week.

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    So… which one is melania?

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    basically exactly like opening scene of battlestar galatiga, first comes the 2 cylon centurions, then trici helfer walks in like MELANIA did to meet the “human”

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    Mk.1 and Mk.2

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    She is such a disgusting person.

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      It does bring me joy that she had to fuck the most disgusting person on the planet, and has to pretend to like him.

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      I think she’s just another robot, wrapped in the skins of the children the orange shitstain diddled.

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        That makes sense. I’ve always thought she’s some kind of demonoid alien but who knows.

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      Anyone else here watch “disgusting person make film” yet? I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to make it even and 1/8th if the way through this too rated “film”.

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    Cold, soulless and without feelings; suits her personality.

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      Under rated comment my friend lol

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    “Greetings! My name is Fisto. How can I serve you today?”

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      With a fist.

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    This is when a gold digger is done with gold digging, and just settles for a bot.

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    I thought it was just showing what she looked like under her Terminator skin

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      a russian built robot.

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    She seems a lot happier next to him.

  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works
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    Happiest I have seen her since 2012!

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    A girl’s best friend. now with extra thrusting power and the ability to choke and/or pull hair.

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    It is meant to show Melania before and after her daily morning routine of having her living tissue stretched over her metal endoskeleton.

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    Probably pleases her better than her current one

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    Perhaps best of all, shitting itself is an optional feature

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      Can also be programed not to rape children, unlike her husband.

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