Confirmed; Porthos was the basis for the Main Computer kernel
Remember when Scotty accidentally transported Admiral Archer’s prize beagle somewhere and couldn’t get the dog back?
That’s the ship computer now.
That didn’t work out so great in Voyager.
blame neelix for bringing an ALIEN cheese onto the ship.
I have heard such, especially for a woman computer.
But are you fascinated by it?
But you scold your daughter for wanting chocolate?
Like the collision of matter and antimatter, so too are the arguments of family.
+++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++
PC LOAD CHEDDAR
The fuck does that mean?!
do you have a both a pc and cheddar?
Look at moneybags over here with a PC and cheese. Posh fucking bastard!!
error messages
++???++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
Mr. Jelly! Mr. Jelly! Error at Address Number 6, Treacle Mine Road.
Melon melon melon
+++Wahhhhhhh! Mine!+++
+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
+++Whoops! Here comes the cheese! +++
GNU Sir Terry Pratchett
I bet discworld written by Stallman would be the closest thing to Vogon poetry we can get.
Is the NCC-1701 computer based on the personality of Porthos?
It’s guoda for additional processing power.
There’s always someone in the comments making cheesy puns.
Is this where Hex’ out of cheese error comes from?
Yes. ++???++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
Its to feed its mouse.
“Working.”
*om nom nom*
Isosingular chips.
Captain’s Cheese Log
what a treat!
It’s only logical, makes intuitive sense.
What a great joke to wake up to on 420!
Nah, Spock was trying to trade his Kadabra to Chekov so that it could evolve into Alakazam
The staff pizza party of the future
