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Imagine if King Henry used his penis to measure things instead of his foot.

You’re displaying the inches side of the measuring tape.
It’s cause they want what they want.
We get it. We know what we got over here.
Don’t @ me, I just stole it. :(
From the same video i watched earlier?
this feels like thinly disguised foot fetishist posting.
thinly disguisedblatantthis feels like
thinly disguisedfoot fetishist posting.😉
Taritino posting.

oh yeah. I think I see the new shitpost meta emerging. I’ll be eagerly awaiting TherapyGary’s 3 page scientific write up on foot-philia as a product of the war on drugs

So instead of “imperial” we start calling it “foot fetish”. Got it.
“Sexy” vs “Unsexy” measuring.
Hey just because you aren’t into feet doesn’t mean there aren’t people who might the imperial system sexy.
Raven is responsible for the imperial system?
She’s responsible for at least seven inches of it, by my current count.
Americans, to the British: “I learned it by watching you, dad!”
How about Europe, Asia, South America, Africa, Austrilasia, and every country in North America except one?
So -
Rest of the world: Metric
USA: Imperial
?
There are three countries that use the Imperial system: U.S.A., Liberia, and Myranmar.
And you wonder why Quentin Tarantino is an American filmmaker…
Oil industry:
deci-feet!I love feet, so yummy! 😋














