• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    My favorite beer brand went woke. So I bought ten cases of their beer and made a TikTok of me pouring it down the drain. In doing so I single-handedly drove them out of business.

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      Thats crazy, I brushed my mullet real nice like and fluffed my stache. Then posted a video of me firing on some cases with an automatic weapon. Then I performed at the REAL halftime show. That showed everyone how secure and confident I am.

    • theloneyank@slrpnk.netBanned from community
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      East coast VS west cost sold many albums… many records were sold many people died… drammmmmaaaahhhhh

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    Our local racist politician here in Australia didn’t complete high school

    She’s stated education is woke…

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      All engines are electric if you put a male to male connector on the chassis. You can refuel it by putting the wire into the gas tank.

  • theloneyank@slrpnk.netBanned from community
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    WOKE is the corporate capture of peoples movements specifically the black community. The USA is not a democracy. Both parties are rightwing fascist. pphhffft on god

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    Woke is the term xenophobic asshats use for anything that threatens to upset their status quo of racist, bigoted, misogynistic nonsense. “I want to be in power, but I have competition. But if I convince the whole world that only straight, white, married men can be in power, I will have less competition to be in power.” Thats Classic Woke-a-cola.