He never misses
So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh
If you’re a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.
This infograph is very compelling
Lol … city and multiple traffic tickets to families … “You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed”
Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.
Your dental drill artificial diamond is currently occupying a none dental drill zone as per section 32343/3454c of the local municipal laws … your diamond is currently being moved at your expense.
What about “grinded”? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.
Lol. Grinded
Brown chicken brown cow
“It’s PEOPLE!”
Nice roast
…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩
Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn’t actually burn very well.
gotta jerk’em first, get those fluids out
That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first
triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!
Someone go post this in FuckCars
Do they fuck cars there?
I’m sure some of them would secretly like to
Now put them in a singularity
life is a detour to death
Cremation is the future
We’re mostly water.
Or…
Spaceships for everybody?
Plenty space in space.
Expanding faster than we could fill it.
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need ‘‘roads’’.” – E.Brown.
“The only way is up!” – Yazz.
ive been patiently waiting for starfield in real life 😃
