Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
A LWer of the female persuasion makes the entirely reasonable point that most screw-top openings are probably constructed by looking at median male grip strength, not female. But the real fun is in the comments, where people who can post comments on a blog are seemingly unfamiliar with opening jam jars.
Women should be able to open things
what is going on with these people iām so annoyed iām about to cry
how often do you open jam jars outside the kitchen?? itās not that hard! you donāt actually have to force them open through grip strength like an idiot man!!
Iā¦basic common sense alone would tell you that something with a lot of fruit and a lot of sugar in it might spoil if left open outside of a fridge. Why do these people act like theyāve never seen a banana before
why understand biochemistry, if youāre part of the cognitive elite who can reconstruct it from first principles should it become necessary
this is āfucking magnets, how do they workā translated to rationalist, except that explaining magnets involves quantum mechanics and explaining jam jars involves high school physics (saturated vapor pressure vs temperature. that might be before high school). i also like how one linked explanation sits near two pieces of slop and is wrong
The comments section really is incredible, the level of ignorance about basic kitchen things, which since itās womanly knowledge instead of dyson spheres they seem to be completely incurious about ā¦
their practical skills are weak, and they wonāt survive the winter (because they donāt know how to make jam)
but frame the same physics in terms of what makes steam turbine spin, and theyāll pretend to get it but wonāt apply it anywhere else. the longer you look the worse it gets. itās like they have never watched how itās made as kids
High-status rats have minions to order their lunches, pick up their shopping, and inflate their bike tires and yell at them if they make mistakes https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/BGLu3iCGjjcSaeeBG/related-discussion-from-thomas-kwa-s-miri-research
What The Shit
The way these people are larping conflict resolution is so exhausting aaaaaaa please can you just do normal abuse
From elsewhere in the comments:
High-status? Why?!! Jesus H. Fuck, I hope that if anyone ever gives me a get-out-of-social-consequences-free card, itās for a better reason than my blogging.
D: Not only does this community have a missing stair, but theyāre all explaining to each other how to avoid the missing stair, and the missing stair is in the chat replying to comments?!
So much debate about whether his employer was diligent enough at tyre-pumping when the obvious solution is āpump your own tyres yourself, you buffoonā
From the post linked therein:
Gambling? In this establishment?!
This feels like a misuse of the word ontology, but what do I know?
Wow, thatās a bad research supervisor.
Wow, thatās a bad research supervisor.
(Every functional research group Iāve been part of has had weekly staff meetings. Even the undergrads were encouraged to participate and got at least that much talking time with the professor.)
Wow, thatās a bad research supervisor.
They keep doing it and it drives me mad!! I finally understood that they got the word from computer shit and not philosophy. Isnāt it just amazing? Here we thought they were vaguely aware of established philosophical concepts for a second!
oh my god lmao. finally we understand how that happened
Yeah that jumped out at me. Esp with the reasoning it is costly for him. Extremely disfunctional hierarchy
My wild guess is that if you put a few lesswrongen into a room and told them to invent a āresearch instituteā, theyād write a book of procedure for the sake of having a lot of words about procedure, without any actual sense of how to allocate responsibilites properly.
Treating it like it is a roleplay session I would gather.
Nate Soares actually has some work experience at big organizations (NIST, DND, Google, Microsoft) but he clearly is not ready to run a research group https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nate_Soares He let the HTTPS certificate for his personal site expire.
Also, real talk: I got a jar opener when my wife moved in and it is a goddamn revelation how much easier that things makes life. Absolutely recommended purchase. You want to have a sandwich but you closed the jar before you came down with a cold? No worries. You stick the yeast towards the back of the fridge because you havenāt made your own bread since you got the cold and that was fuck long ago? Not a problem. You have a third reason why this fucking jar is stickier than you would normally have the capacity to handle (and trust me, you will)? Not anymore you donāt.
Oh and Iām curious now, but canāt be bothered to look it up myself in this slop era,
Has anyone done a menās vs womenās grip strength study controlling for hand size, height, etc? Iād love to know what the results would be.
The flat end of a fork or spoon is usually enough to pop the vacuum. Which seems to be the issue in my exp.
Not that using an opening tool is bad. We are tool users for a reason.
I use grip gloves for opening jars and love them so much. Same ideas as plastic jar grips, but even easier. I find I usually have enough strength but that my skin is too sensitive to fully apply it without grip gloves.
James Damore flashbacks ohno
depressing datapoint, this comment was downvoted to the point where it was auto-collapsed yesterday, today itās āonlyā on -2
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/bB5EDwcYH3GwoRWZf/women-should-be-able-to-open-things?commentId=jZdghN2N6ZopkzwzT