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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.radio to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Furbag@pawb.social
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    Bisexual here. Yeah, kinda. I often daydream about cloning myself, because I would totally fuck me. I know my clone would be cool with it too because I’m a horndog and I don’t care if it’s bottom or top.

    And don’t get me started about those gender swap face filter apps. Girl me is just too cute. Would.

  • AsyncTheYeen@lemmy.world
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    YES! I’m hot af! I sometimes masturbate looking at the mirror

    • Lunanoichi@lemmy.world
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      BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    I’d never settle for a loser like me

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      if you can’t love the one your with, hate yourself.

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        If you can’t love yourself, hate the one you’re with!

        Soooo much easier.

        • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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          oh hey, are you all of my exes?

          also, don’t forget to project your reasons for self-hatred onto them.

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            deleted by creator

  • TheMuffinMan@piefed.world
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    I’m bi and hooking up with myself would be the absolute dream lmao

    I’m also very insecure in general, so I don’t think it’s an ego thing - more that any sense of vulnerability would likely disappear.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      I’d be doubly embarrassed, literally.

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      honestly the emotional safety and total understanding and acceptance has always been the appeal of selfcest to me. id fuck me.

    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world
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      isn’t it just the fact your the only person who can tolerate your insecurity?

      • TheMuffinMan@piefed.world
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        …no? I wouldn’t feel insecure in the first place if we’re literally the same. What a strange and unnecessarily rude comment.

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    The more common thing ive seen is something i call “i want to look like you and fuck you”

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.

  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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    I think as a general rule attractive people are attracted to themselves. Like me, for instance. God, I love me. Thanks for always being there for me, myself.

    • KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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    • Elaina@lemmy.zip
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      Your self love fills me with happiness ^^

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        You should see my self-love.

        • Elaina@lemmy.zip
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          Tell me about it

          • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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            It’s not that impressive, I didn’t think you’d call my bluff. :(

            • Elaina@lemmy.zip
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              Any amount of self love is good

  • lauha@lemmy.world
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    I like giving myself a handjob, and receiving one as well

  • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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    No, but they are still having a Fabulous Timetm that you will never have.

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    My fursona, on the other hand… 👌

  • IWantYou@fedinsfw.app
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    Bi here. If I had a portal gun, doppleganger maker or time machine, I would definitely be giving myself blowjobs and plenty of sex.

    After all, it was my own cock that led me to an interest in other people’s cocks and experimenting with my own bum that first made me realise that I would like someone’s penis inside it.

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    If i had a double of myself, i would love them.

    • Inucune@lemmy.world
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      I’m the opposite. There can only be one.

      • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
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        Indeed, I’ve met that guy, and he is such an asshole… And OMG you wouldn’t believe the degenerate shit that he’s into… Frankly it is pretty fucking disturbing.

      • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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        You gotta fight just for the perfectly symmetrical violence but you have sex first of courss

  • Seleni@lemmy.world
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    I sent the club a wire stating, “PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER”.

    -Groucho Marx (Telegram to the Friar’s Club of Beverly Hills to which he belonged)

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    I’m not even gay and I’m always kind of both attracted to and envious of people who remind me of myself.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    I think I would just be perpetually disappointed in myself for the effort and followthrough I continually fail to exhibit.

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    That would be suisexual, wouldn’t it?

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      autosexual

      • starchylemming@lemmy.world
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        leave the car alone !!!

      • devaly@ani.social
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        Do you prefer manual or automatic?

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      Narcissexual

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