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DisasterTransport@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

you totally could have been

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you totally could have been

DisasterTransport@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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  • saturn57@lemmy.world
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    If you started doing weed at 8, this one’s on you buddy.

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      I know lots of people1 who have never smoked weed2 and still aren’t astronauts3. your argument is invalid4.


      1. blatant lie
      2. citation needed
      3. unfounded assertion
      4. false

    • Lexam@lemmy.world
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      No! No it is not! What is wrong with you!? An 8 year old is a child. That’s on the adults raising the child, not the child.

      • Viceversa@lemmy.world
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        As an 8 year old child I had a brain and some agency over myself. Not all is on parents.

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        That is almost always correct, but I think in this case a future astronaut would have been the kind of kid to say no, regardless of what their parents are doing.

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      I feel like it’s mostly on the shitty parents

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Pfft! The astronaut path should be way more vertical.

    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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      I’m guessing it’s a log scale

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    Please label your axes.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      Fine.

      • idealotus@lemmy.world
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        That’s just one axe.

      • ジン@quokk.au
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        Lable your axis-es please

    • DisasterTransport@startrek.websiteOP
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      y is lifetime earnings in abkhazian apsar

      x is PK% for the Worcestershire railers

      • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Thank you

    • suodrazah@lemmy.ml
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      Elevation

  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition. So I decided to be an office worker instead.

    Then ChatGPT stole My job. I guess I should have had lower expectations.

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      Then I learned you need to join the military and be in peak physical condition.

      Some of the later astronauts seem to be not in peak physical condition.

      • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world
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        And yet they achieved far more than you will in your entire life

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          There’s no doubt in that. But what is your point?

  • DisasterTransport@startrek.websiteOP
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    my question is how are you gonna be an astronaut without getting high?

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      The crash as an astronaut is worse though

      • DisasterTransport@startrek.websiteOP
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        any landing you can- nvm

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Take off, eh!

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    I avoided a whole lot of bullshit. #winning

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    Ignore this comment.

    • DisasterTransport@startrek.websiteOP
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      you can’t tell me what to do

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      Ignorant mode activated.

  • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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    Is the y axis how high you got? If so I don’t think you are doing enough weed.

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