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If God’s Wrath was real, then the priests and politicians would already be suffering it.
Yeah, what the heck. Is there anyone at the wheel up there?
I have done some controlled tests to elucidate any statistical correlation.
- Gluttony: nothing
- Wrath: nothing
- Hangry (Gluttony + Wrath): nothing
- Lust: nothing
- Oral sex w/whipped cream (Lust + Gluttony): nothing
- Pride: nothing
- Gloating over my dick size while having sex (Pride + Lust): nothing
- Envy: nothing
At that point I had to give up because my funding was cut. More research is needed…
Maybe if you hadn’t neglected greed then you wouldn’t have run out of funding, hmmmm 🤔
I still remember, as a thoroughly indoctrinated kindergartener, the electric thrill of writing on the foggy school bus window:
I HAT GOD
That’s not very nice. A shirt and pants would be expected, too.
I feel like he might be late. So much blasphemy. Not enough flooding.
He promised not to send floods again, but fire and brimstone are still in
“punishment is reserved for the afterlife! this is just a trial for believers…”
My favourite thing g to do when I meet a crazy Christian is to call god a bitch and dare him to smite me to prove to his follower his power, I’m still here.
I got raised JW, tore myself free at 17. It’s been 30 years and not only has Armageddon not shown up, but they’ve moved their already vague goalpost even farther into Vaguetown. As I understand it, it’s no longer tied to anything even resembling an actual, physical thing and is now simply “imminent.”
