Look, migraine this month is sooo bad I wouldn’t mind that at all. Knowing that it will return for next month’s period and gift me 1-5 days of throwing up and crying in a dark room? Shoot me alreay, I’m so fed up with this.

I just gaslight myself and say it’s anxiety just like a doctor probably would to save money.

WebMD: “You’re already dead.”

I worry about my health but I’ve seen how doctors react to “hey I think I have cancer maybe” and it shows me that it’s good at least SOMEONE (me) actually cares about whether I’m about to die.