Shit would be up on blocks with no wheels if they left it in my neighborhood
Did you see how big these rims are?!
Can’t have shit in Detroit.
shit is rough out there
*Detroy
Why’d I wanna Trojan horse that’s got no fuckin’ wheels?
<slaps hood, corpses fall out>
oh i was wondering where i left those
oopsie
No I should thank you. You got me on the TV
Cargo space!
porch pirates took my troyan horse
They’re gonna have quite the surprise!
Yeah forget glitter bottoms.
this wooden horse tastes like Greek
Honestly, a more true to reality story would be the Greeks winding up in a pirate/barbarian camp and brokering a deal on collaborative raids and blockades until Troy accepted surrender terms or collapsed.
Porch pirates took my Trojans!
“You mean the horse?”
Uhhh… Kind of?
The invitation for this Trojan horse is no longer valid. Please contact your IT administrator to refresh this request.
my it administrator said let the horse in or he’s gonna sic a bigfoot on you
The nobles would have had the power to order people with no chance to refuse to bring it in so that’s not an issue.
Your HOA: “Dear sir or madam, we have noted a large wooden horse outside of your unit. We would like to remind you that outside decoration must be confined to your porch area and small enough to remove easily and not block the view of other residents or obstruct the common elements and a walkways, as defined in our bylaws. Please remove this item in the next seven days or the board reserves the right to levy fines and penalties up to and including eviction if ignored.”
My exhausting politeness would have spoiled the plan. “Oh no, I could not possibly accept your gift! All is forgiven, seriously. Im just happy that we are friends again!”
Starvation takes months to occur if you’re at an average weight. They would have died of thirst 🤓
It’s okay, tonight’s not gonna rain
Trojans: ‘Wow, they made us this big cool horse as a gift for withstanding their little tantrum? Nifty. Let’s install it right outside the gate so people can see it as they come in and see how great we are without blocking our roads.’
Wooden horse: ‘Mother fucker!’
