In a world where CGI can make a full-length live action Lion King movie, he’d rather choose dog murder?
Uh, just do the finger gun trick on my buddy Joey’s dog, dipshit
It’s the unprompted that gets me.
Promp means fart in my language so I read it as unfarted… Anyways
The next Naughty Dog franchise?
It’s tough having naturally cold hands
“Doctor, can you please unfart me a little?”
before watching marley and me: “hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let’s watch it”
after: “FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT”
I had the exact same reaction after reading Where the Red Ferns Grow, I read that right after Of Mice and Men. No wonder I like Slavic media I’m just as depressive as that lot.
I had to put my dog to sleep shortly before watching this movie. I cried my eyes out.
This reminds me of when my Dad had me watch Old Yeller with him. We literally had a dog named Yeller that looked nearly identical and was the dad of my puppy. Needless to say I was a very traumatized 4 year old after watching it.
I just read the plot and, wow……
Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.
dude, reading the plot doesn’t convey the depression this movie gives rise to.
Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.
no. “stop the movie before” nothing.
don’t start the movie
How about this dog movie.
Cmon, we can do better than that
lol i know that story and i’m not even clicking that link
the futurama take on that one wrecks me too
Well this reminded me of some trauma I forgot I had buried
Its good but also so sad
I had to read the book during summer vacation, I was in shambles thinking about it all the time for the rest of the summer
Favorite fake quote.
You just triggered my Marley PTSD again. Bastard.
