‘Jesus is coming’ he yells as two thousand years of edging turns it into a sticky extinction event.

reverse communion

All the bread becomes his body. Like the giant marshmallow man in ghostbusters. And then consumes us all.

They will probably assume they are Jesus.

The USA is really an odd place.

Once we die out new specie will probably gain intelligence roughly on par with us and they will probably be able to create mythologies sourunding us.

“There were once big hairless monkey wizards and they were doing literal magic!”