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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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Me irl

sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • specifiedhalibut@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Why not? I’ve seen that in movies

  • Linktank@lemmy.today
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    15 hours ago

    How is this considered interesting enough to upvote by literally anyone. Of course most people have tried that.

  • JoeTheSane@lemmy.world
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    Listen, I was 4 when Empire came out. Of course I did this.

    Yesterday.

    It still doesn’t work.

  • Magister@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    one time?

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      3 days ago

      Also, tried?! I use the Force to open those little gates in supermarkes all the time.

      • recentSlinky@lemmy.ca
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        3 days ago

        Oh it’s you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it’s electronics system. Thanks for your service :)

        • Klear@piefed.world
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          3 days ago

          Dads make up the silliest things.

      • camembear@sopuli.xyz
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        2 days ago

        I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        3 days ago

        Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift

    • xSikes@feddit.online
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      3 days ago

      Exactly. At least every time there’s an automatic door.

      • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        They’re called forcefields, did they teach you nothing?

    • Strider@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      I want to upvote this multiple times

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    One time? Amateurs

    • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Exactly. Got to it before me. Well done.

  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    Use the force, shoot webs, use telekinesis, launch a kamehameha…

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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    Nah, there’s no such thing as The Force - I used telekinesis.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Me too. It featured heavily in the science fiction pulp novels I read before Star Wars even came out. And now get off my lawn, damn kids!

  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org
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    Here’s the deal: given enough time, it WILL work! I’ve tried it! See, what I do is I reach my hand out toward the remote and close my eyes and stay there. Sometimes it comes quickly, other times it takes several minutes. But the remote always winds up in my hand.

    Sure, it’s because either my wife or one of my kids has intuited what I’m trying to do and they walk it over to me. But, hey, I’m still getting the remote to my hand regardless!

    • Rooster326@programming.dev
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      LPT: If you focus your channeling into a chant - it can happen even faster

      Tutorial

  • thepig@lemmy.zip
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    Tried ?? What do you mean tried ? Do or do not, there is no try

    • stretch2m@infosec.pub
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      3 days ago

      And that is why they failed.

  • bampop@lemmy.world
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    Admit it? There’s not a single commenter here who isn’t proud of the effort they put in. I feel like I came pretty close to success myself.

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    My guy I made myself pass out trying to go super saiyan. Of course I’ve tried using the force

    • Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip
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      Gotta try harder like the GOAT

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    how the fuck y’all moving objects without applying force to them?

    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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      It’s simple. Been doing it for years. I just put my hand out reaching for the item and eventually my wife or daughter hands it to me.

  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org
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    Tried moving things with my mind, shoot a Kamehameha wave, change the outcome of an event with a ritual or some fake BS, water bend in the shower, flicked a wand (and a bean or two), and attempt to be cooler than I am.

    All magic that hasn’t worked yet still trying

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    I have tried and failed in a dream at least once, because even when dreaming reality intrudes to make me miserable.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    not only have I tried, I succeeded!

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