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Egriaga@lemmy.mlBanned to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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  • Mr. Wobble@thelemmy.club
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    8 days ago

    What does hnocc mean?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Then one day, just by chance,

    I tried to fart and shat my pants.

    • Dr. Bob@lemmy.ca
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      I learned it as

      Yesterday I took a chance, saved my dime and shit my pants.

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      deleted by creator

    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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      I took a chance… Is the one I know.

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    The rest is… Wasted a dime But what the hell At least I can sit And enjoy the smell (An oldie from the days when it cost a dime to use the stall)

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Now I sit and hesitate, do I shit or masturbate

      — at school, cca 2015

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    Another one from the good old days: “Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate.”

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    There are more things in colon to berth than are sniffed of in your privy, Horatio

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