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Im dying laughing at this
I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.
Nothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.
I run Arsch btw
One thing does. When your bidet’s thermometer breaks so it doesn’t keep your bum water nice and warm. A cold bidet is not a joy in the middle of the night in winter.
My wife says the bidet made all my sons gay. Because all three of my son’s identify as gay, and we had install one of those in their bathroom in 2020 during the height of the toilet paper scare.
Seat warmers are great, but I want my water to remain cold. Wakes you up
Not just warm, sweaty
Moist is a term.
yeah but it’s less precise
Do not (my name) on public toilets.
You literally (my name) on other peoples excrement.
I should have named myself hover.
Ugh. Hovering is why women’s bathrooms are so much dirtier than men’s
I’d rather stand in shit than sit in it.
Also how do you know there is a difference? I’ve heard of that before but obv never witnessed it myself.
Ask anyone who cleans public bathrooms
I’ve had a real job?
Sorry I could have thought of that… im still a monkey 🫠
Real. Bring wipes or use the toilet covers or get over the fact that your butt is going to touch other peoples butts
At my job, the toilet seat is covered with the piss of the last guy. So I’m not sitting down on that fucking thing.
What are you, too good to sit in a little piss?
yes??
Shall I also curtsy for you?
Funny story, when I was about 16, me and my buddy dosed some LSD and tried to go to The Never Ending Story Part 2. Being high on LSD, we didn’t quite time it right and walked in to this movie right as this scene was starting. The people were just so big and glowing that it freaked me out and I couldn’t stop laughing uncontrollably. We ended up having to run back out of the theater because we couldn’t handle it. We got congratulated by some of the guys who were coming out of the movie for doing such a rediculous thing at the most serious part of the movie.
