(Please confirm receipt of payment before Saturday morning, because if I hear “We’re leaving at 4:30” one more time, I’m moving somewhere completely flat.)

do it coward, I dare you, move to Kansas, you won’t

I fully understand this one. I’m a fan of the outdoors myself, but morning people can fuck off. I’m not getting up before sunrise.

One of my friends, who I play tabletop games with, likes to joke that he and I are dedicated indoorsmen. He’s not wrong.