“Come back with a warrant” is my go to, usually gets a chuckle.
I absolutely love this. Thank you.
It’s all fun and games until you say it to someone who happens to be a cop and then he takes it as evidence of guilt for some unspecified crime so he begins stalking and harassing you and making your life hell until you have a mental breakdown and then he books you for disorderly conduct.
Hey if they want to collect my shit as evidence, that’s totally their prerogative and I just may enjoy the show.
Not with my poop. That’s why I bring a fish tank net and a plastic bag with me everywhere
That reminds me of this scene in venture bros
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“I am fighting for my life in here”
Why’s he covering himself. We all wanna see.
“Come in!”
Followed by an earth-shattering shart
I say “occupado!” And I’m not even Spanish
“Estoy Poopin!”
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
poopiendo
Occupado!
“3D printing in progress”
That one is priceless. I’m taking it.
“Compiling!”
Core dumped
Besetzt
KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
“come in!”
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
It’s no bluff
This is my go to
“Occupied” or “workin on it”
“Workin’ on it” is perfect. I can’t believe I’ve never heard that before!
“Hnnnggggg!”
In a hank hill voice
This is exactly what I do. But from the episode when they went to Mexico.
“Uh… Este Juan es occupado.”
Makes me laugh every time, not sure about the other person.
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I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
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Occupied
OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
I would like to share this timeless classic
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVERWow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.
Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗
(The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)
Occupied.
