• Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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        9 days ago

        Could we use them as a food source?

        There’s a famous 4chan text about being a kid and seeing Arnold’s Predator film and getting an Xbox for Christmas that year and sets up their Xbox ID as “Child_Predator” or something similar.

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          9 days ago

          Could we use them as a food source?

          You need to apply for a job at the Daily Mail. That would go down very well with their readers.

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            Funnily enough I’ve been anti-Daily Mail since… (checks notes)… about 95-ish years ago when they got into bed with Moseley.

            To be honest, feeding nonces too (imprisoned) wild animals would probably get the tabloid vote.

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              It would depend if they were “foreign”, “gay” or “lefty” nonces, or if they were “good, upstanding wealthy conservative pillars of the community who have been misunderstood and unfairly represented” nonces.

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      This is automation. They have their website software set up to automatically take the title of whatever tour/service, and have the page split ticket sales by age group. The other week you might’ve seen “Child Herbivore Tours”, or “Adult Penguin Feeding”.

      • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah. I don’t doubt that - I just can’t believe they don’t run it past an actual human before posting.