It would be so funny if one of them strangled Felon Mu$k
He already has ‘strangled to completion’ as a setting, we just need to delay the release time delay.
Optimus, kill Elon.
I know it got weird amounts of dislike for reasons I’ve not fully understood, but that scene in Neo Yokio where we see that his robot buddy had a pilot the whole time, had me proper bent double laughing more than anything else made that year.
Anyway, I’m expecting a lot of perverts to get some surprises the moment this has its first data leak
It can delete all Ai worldwide?
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and ‘learns’. It’s gonna happen if it hasn’t already…
Imagine the water cooler talk in that office…
strangely, fingering buttholes is one of the areas i’d think robots already have experience
This is a feature…not a bug.
Can they fuck off? 😂
Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
If it’s built anything like a cybertruck about the best it’s gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
i’ve already seen the movie signs. why do you think musk is so eager to get to mars? he doesn’t know how to design for water.
I hope they’ve got a power cable that’s at least mile long, then.
We gonna get a real life fanta ending at this rate
Hey now that’s a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro…
Especially then
If a robot has no heart, can we still make it metaphorically throw it’s heart out to the crowd?
Kill Elon Musk?
Daily reminder
I miss drawn Disney
I dont. Ever see the original native scene in Peter pan
I mean… Walt’s done worse… maybe? Hard to rank these things.
I love CBT.
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
Why stop at just one pedo?
I’m calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
That’s already a thing
https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
Household labor can’t seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.
I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don’t have to intact with us filth.
Knowing this information ruined my whole week.
The real AI: Actually Indians
Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you
Same model as Waymo, 1 operator for a dozen-ish remote devices.
I’d rather have it do everything I don’t want.
Did you know it’s illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I’m telling you so you don’t say it
With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.
Aren’t they just remote controlled by actual people. ?
That’s been proven.
A handjob is a handjob.
That is the LAST thing I will let a Muskbot grab hold of.
They are using humans only for complex actions like walking and grabbing. Everything else is ai
Walking and grabbing is literally all they do.
That was the joke
