The next day you find the crows worshipping it. Bringing it trinkets. It seems to have moved a little. Is it… pointing at you? What is that humming sound?
You realize this is where the word scarecrow comes from. This is the crow that scares. The crows live here now. You barely have time to pack your cart. The shrieks you hear three towns down. They fill the valley. The shrieks. The shrieks. The shrieks.
Bro is just a cryptid.
Scarecrows are just making creepy shit to creep out animals because they’re dumb
Does that mean that there’s an inverse relationship between being creeped out easier and intelligence?
What about people that are too stupid to get creeped out or too dumb to notice?
Conservatives are irrationally afraid of everything, but also often belligerent.
Conservatives are basically human, so I don’t think that you can consider an inverse relationship between being creeped out and intelligence…
…Unless animals are a lot more intelligent than we know.
What even is intelligence?
I feel like scarecrows only aren’t scary to humans bc we know what they are from having been taught through culture. Imagine encountering one for the first time, having never heard of them before- I’d immediately 180 for fear of losing my life
What metal band is this?
Bullshit, I know a Leshen when I see one
…Am I a crow? Because this scares me.
It’s a good scarecrow.
I see Elias has let himself go again
Hey ! I recognize this scarecrow : its me, am the scarecrow ! :D
love the skull ^^
thanks, naturally grown below my own flesh 💀
how did you turn self-depreciation into a compliment ? you are impressive :3
Do NOT give this one a brain
This feels like a mashup of every beast in bloodborne
Since this made me poop my pants it’s technically a scareman.
