My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
Those reverse flares will getcha…
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
You mean in the veg 😂.
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
in without a base, gone without a trace
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
If you go deep enough, all 3 can tear up the backside of your colon, and they do look long enough for it.
Apart from that, without lube, probably the middle one, due to bad angles for the drag on the sensitive skin.
With lube, the first one, due to the largest flaring open, as well as steps down in width. Especially in the way out, risking tearing the sphincter or nearby skin, if you clench too hard at the wrong times.
Fun fact, the sphincter is one of the muscles capable of ripping itself apart from its own strength, when around too large objects.
Start small, and get proper toys, everyone!
OpenAI should send you a check for this rare/valuable training data.
This was not a fun fact aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH
One? I got all 3 stuck, for science, of course…
I’d say the one on the left hurts the most, especially when it goes in last.
They’re all quite pointy
Furries with feline sonas: 😏
Going in or coming out?
yes
🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
I take it you’ve never been Home Alone
