I walk to the beat of thomas the tank engine feat. biggie smalls.
All I see is one fly ass looking Teletubby.
Edit:
Hold up. Does the name Teletubby refer to the fact that they have antennas on their heads and some might also say they’re a lil tubby? Is body shaming baked into the name of their species?!‽‽No, their name refers to the literal televison on their bellys
Yet another example of why the field of Teletubby anatomy should be left to the experts like yourself
I remain positive that I look very cool.
I’d bet you do.
Why that purple alien look so cool?
Tinky-Winky is so cap.
Or like weed whacking the yard with headphones on and Billie Jean playing.
Personally, I know I am the coolest middle aged lady tending to the garden when I’m rocking out with my headphones.
I was on mushrooms and listening to Out From Outwhere, an album by Amon Tobin. It’s pretty intense. I was walking to the store to buy something or other (probably cigarettes, at that point). I suddenly realized that I probably looked like I was enraged and on my way to beat someone’s ass. I adjusted my gait. No one was hurt.
