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nipawomset@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

An ingenious way to circumvent the "no hats" policy at school or work

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An ingenious way to circumvent the "no hats" policy at school or work

nipawomset@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    If I had enough hair to do that, I wouldn’t need a hat.

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    The teacher making you take your hat off

  • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is like a $300 styling.

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      They all cost $300, might as well get a free hat

    • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
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      In China probably more like 300¥/$40

      • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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        In ppp dollars its the same

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    I think You missed a couple of steps between 2 and 3.

    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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      Yes they conveniently omitted the Photoshop & ai steps.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      Draw the rest of the fucking hat.

  • trijste@lemmy.ca
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    Imagine growing your hair your whole life for this moment

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      For me that would be about 2-3 years from bald

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        I am also 2-3 years from bald.

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Hate getting hat hair.

  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social
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    I always wonder how bad these hairstyles are to comb back out later… as someone with very long hair, I still probably can’t imagine.

    • kukui@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think at this point all you can do is cut it off and accept your new life as a person who wears a hat made of their own hair.

  • Sarah Valentine@pawb.social
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    So it’s the same type of haircut as Jotaro Kujo…

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      It’s all fun and games til the philosophy professor gets the knives and starts yapping about fate and what is heaven

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      Now I am sold. Get me the same shit she is having.

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