Glorious costume
So they do make slutty ghost costumes.
For anyone who needs a quick costume- a bunch of grapes.
Get a bunch of green or purple balloons, safety pins, and some kind of base layer appropriate for the weather, a green leafy hat if you can. Safety pin the balloons.
Reminds me of when a friend of mine rented the upper-half of a tuxedo, some tighty whities, and some big baggy boxer short underwear over the tighty whities and went as “That Bad Dream Where You Aren’t Wearing Pants.” It was so well executed.
That’s a pretty good costume! A universal fear we all have.

Oh, no! I’m late to class, bitch!
Ready to be a top or bottom in an anonymous hookup. A truly versatile costume.
Don’t forget the middle
Step 1: cut a hole in the sheet…
If the original is censored: why not Zoid… a smaller mirror and leave the second hole to the imagination?
Two holes but different places is a great idea though, I say.
I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it is. For gags like this sometimes being censored is funnier as it leaves something to the imagination.
Yes. Probably.
Technically it’s three holes … one in the front, one in the back, and one for the legs.
Topologically it’s just 2, the legs aren’t going through a hole
The edges of the sheet definitely don’t count as a hole.
Topologists are AFK I guess.












