If he wants my ram and compute, he can rent it from me.

It’s amazing that they were able to find someone to compete with Zuckerberg and Musk for the title of most insufferable tech CEO in 2026.

Even more amazing is that pace at which this guy is aging. I swear this guy has aged 15 years in the past three. Stress must be a bitch when your entire business model dies if investors stop to take a breath for the merest of moments.

Becoming a CEO is harmful to the brain.

And I say, it’s quite terrible that we waste such a finite resource like oxygen on pieces of shit like him

Funny cuz I think it’s quite terrible that Sam Altman has a functioning trachea.

Fuck that guy.

Ok. Cool. I’ll run my computer without ram, but you have to run your data center without water.

Con man.

Some people have punchable faces, but I would defend them because they are good people. Some other people have punchable faces period.