This is how you deal with a shitty parent, who’s actually the brainwashed one.
Totally. Only non braiwashed people ramble with mix of emoji gibberish and capslock
TIL some families fight over politics
/s
I feel like that text message was algorithmically designed to cause a stroke
I think even brain damaged LLM would have a hard time coming up with this shit
Mandatory bluesky account… ewww.
ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
What in the actual fuck did I just read
Poetry
You think they’ll study us in the future?
Something straight out of 2012
How dare you not post the copyable text too lol
💦 💧 Splish splosh BITCH💥👊 🚿 It’s the🌊🌊🌊 BLUE WAVE🌊🌊🌊 👋 🟦 After 🔟 years📆 📆 😮💨 of TRUMP🍊🙅 Americans🦅 🇺🇸 are saying 🗣️ DOWN PIGGY👇 🐷 And wine moms🍷 from coast🌉 to🗽 coast🛫 are out for BLOOD🧛 🩸 We’re flipping🔃 seats🪑 that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED🤯 🤯 😲 From TALAFREAKO😜🫦 and HinoHOEsa💃 proving that Texans🤠 are saying “NO”❌ ❎ ❌ to their vegetables🧑🏻🦽 🪦🎉 To FANNIE Andrews 🌮🥵 making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE💔 💥 in SC 🎊✨ To Rawdogswami🌭 eating SHIT🤢 in BLOW-HIO🍆 🤤 So steam💨 those pride flags🏳️🌈 🏳️🌈 because at MIDNIGHT 🌠😴🚨 🚨 WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT🚨🚨 🤖 We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS🐶 ♂️ ♀️ We’re doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS🧘 🗺️ in TEAMS CALLS💻 📞 We’re lining up 🧑🏾🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏾 🧑🏽🤝🧑🏼 for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS🌥️ 📲 WE’RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL👍🏻🧑🏾🫰🏿 AND NONBINARY🫅🏼🫄🏽🧑🏿⚖️ AGAIN💯 💯 💯 Long live✊🏻 ✊🏼 ✊🏾 ✊🏿 the libs 🚩 🚩 🪖 🦅 🗽 💕 💖
A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody
And A lot of people seem to be sincerely liking that mess, which is… disconcerting…
I don’t know the background or family history here… but I am going to bet that mom had it coming… just guessing here
Probably sent one just like that when Trump won the election but it wasn’t abuse when she did it.
>smoke a fat blunt to celebrate the voting outcomes
>text your racist mother thisWe’re already on WOKE 2.0.3. Make sure to update, because there was a pretty important security issue that was patched.
In an excess of caution, 4 has been increased to 5.
Woke 2.0.2 was CRAZY!
Debian users casually still having to use WOKE 0.9.1 with a gtk2 ui cause theyre stuck in 2010
In order to compile this code you need WOKE 1.4.7+ as per dependency requirements
Nah, that’s a misconception. It’s been upgraded in recent version to a fork of 1.4.22, before the weird trademark rules and proprietary components were introduced.
(It’s not the ESR version, because Eric S. Raymond didn’t want anything to do with woke)
If you’re not on nightly alpha builds are you even a true wokie?
Fuck I was late and they got my fridge, thanks for spreading the word
Ah shit they put Twitter on it didn’t they?
CIA Chatbot snuck in there again eh?
Hey! I thought it would lead to some oil! You seen gas prices lately?
Run!!!
Nah, NSA does that. CIA are the
Thank god for the update. We were stuck on an unstable build for years.
Splish splosh bitch
Flipping seats that have never been flupped
discovered my newest stim
That rage bait reads like a hexbear copypasta
Fuck is a hexbear? Isn’t it a Lemmy instance that no one uses anymore?
Iirc, hexbear is the second or third most active Lemmy instance. Is not as connected because they block and are blocked by a bunch of other instances.
It’s a shittier version of Lemmy.ml which is shittier version reddit with small group of people holding all major subs anyway just like on reddit.
When I joined I saw some communities on my blocklist. I unblocked them to “give it a chance”. They were on the block for a reason. I’m sorry to have doubted you Mr. Blocklist.
It’s about ten times more intelligent and twenty times more legible than anything a hexbear can write.
You just can’t appreciate the academic and intellectual powerhouse that is an argument backed by pig’s balls with feces.
Well I was dropped on my head a couple times as a child but that’s only because mother is an alcoholic.
I’m sorry to hear about your mother.
You’re giving hexbear too much credit
One, she seems immature, but you also seem like you were overbearing and MAGA, so the shoe fits all around.
Might unblock my racist maga ice supporting mother just to send this to her too
Clearly a parenting fuckup, all’s fair.
What is fair?
All
A real shitpost.
This is absolutely hilarious
