I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!
Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
I made a delicious, filling and nutritious pot roast FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!
Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire
Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘
I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.
For the glory of the empire!
Now rename it to Fire and Water 2
Anyway, kinda cool, ngl :)
Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!
I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!
I took a shit and it went Qapla’!-p for the glory of the empire!
Call my mum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
