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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

At slop HQ

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At slop HQ

cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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    “Why did the [Outlook severs, FAA ATC, National Weather Service, Whatever else] crash then?”

    “You’re right to push back. I made a mistake, and that’s on me.”

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    I’d consider using a home assistant modeled after her for the lulz.

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      Who are these characters? I’m unfamiliar with this media…

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        https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1765072-you-can-see-everything

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      Or a GPS

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    Telling AI to make no mistakes is like telling a CEO to have empathy. Both are futile.

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    • write the code, make no mistakes
    • then write the test, make no mistakes
    • then write the pull request, make no mistakes
    • then review the pull request, make no mistakes
    • then review your review of the pull request, make no mistakes
    • then remind me of what we are doing
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      C’mon, AI!

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Fuck it just rewrite the whole database in Rust

      • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Ah ha! You didn’t say no mistakes! Time for all the mistakes!

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          All the mistakes? My parents are gonna be so disappointed when they find out my mom is pregnant with me again.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I can’t fix her.

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    digging this meme template, it has potential

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      Don’t worry, I’ll be reusing it everytime slop causes major outages. Literally just change the top and the meme has legs for days.

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        take my Lemmy gold, kind stranger.

        lemmy gold, Lemmy version

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          That looks awful. I love it.

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            Ah, but the true reward is

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            I didn’t make it, feel free to use this as well:

            lemmy gold, lemming version

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              I’m afraid to ask what those lines are behind its back.

              … What are those lines?

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              The irony of offering slop to the OP of this post 😅

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                Is that slop? I thought it was just 3d rendered or photoshopped. What about it says slop?

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                  Strange leg placement and foot design, and the twenty tails.

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    I don’t even know which HQ this is making a dig at because so many stupid people in charge of shit are forcing their employees to use AIslop. It’s like the same places that have mandatory return to office are the same falling for AI hype.

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      MS implied that some of their problems were load management.

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        Jensen could help out with that, I heard he’s available.

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    If EH thinks she did nothing wrong, why is she ok with being in prison? Will we ever find out how her brain works? Should psychopaths be allowed to be parents? I have so many questions.

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