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plz stop, I’m tryna jork it
That is good. I hope you pay them well for this.
I read this, scrolled down, actually processed the words, and scrolled back up to stare at it.
I stared until the blurriness from the tears in my eyes made the catperson’s eyes appear closed. Did I win?
Excellent, i now feel adequately supervised.
But what if i scratch behind their ears and they slow blink?
*hires a second cat in case the first one is distracted
We have two hands for a reason
*hires a third cat, just in case
Lap kitty! :D