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    French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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      Sacre mille de tonnerre !

      Btw the French writer Rabelais, through his character Gargantua has established that the neck of a well endowned goose is the best for wiping the arse:

      there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest of the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.

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      Wow wow calm down mister Mérovingien.

      Nous ne sommes pas si vulgaire que ça bordel de merde, putain ça me troue le cul cette réputation.

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    No it is not. It’s the most fucked up language to learn and write. French is la merde!

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      Do you know English? You wouldn’t be saying these things about French if you knew English.

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      I hear you, I dropped the Devil’s language in highschool as soon as I was able to do so. I still get PTSD just thinking about the listening exercises on tape cassettes, where usually someone told her entire life story in about a single minute. Unbelievable how fast people can talk in French.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Something about gothic girls giving orgasms through the prostate?

    Is “orgasme” actually orgasm? I’ve literally only known “le petite morte,” but I have to assume it’s a euphemism not the actual word for “orgasm.”

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          If you’re using the feminine version of the and little, why are we using the masculine version of death? Sincerely, an American who barely speaks French.

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            The noun death is always la mort (le petite morte as used by the other poster is just wrong). The dead person can be le mort (masculine) or la morte (feminine). The adjective for dead is mort for masculine and morte for feminine, as in l’arbre mort (the dead tree, masc.) or la fleure morte (the dead flower, fem.).

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        What does that have to do with anything? Whenever a man has an orgasm, the prostate adds its juice to the ejaculate - regardless of how the orgasm was achieved. Hence, there is no climax where the prostate isn’t involved. That’s why I was saying every orgasm is technically a prostate orgasm. Also, when OP takes about his goth queen giving him a “prostate orgasm”, I very much doubt she stuck to exclusively stimulating the prostate. Very likely, she just added direct stimulation of the prostate to what most people do to make a guy cum. So, if true, it would have been rather a penis+prostate orgasm, if we name it after the body parts the that were stimulated.

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          Well then your first argument just got creamed by your second one, because the prostate isn’t stimulated with every ejaculation. It’s just a contributor to the final Batter-Blast™ just like the testes. The difference, is that trans rectal manipulation of the prostate, either with, or without simultaneous stimulation of the penits, yields a much different and usually stronger Cummingtonite, than without it. Actually, this would be a lot easier with an example, do you have a prostate, or one nearby that you can use?