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It’s like “break things and move fast” does not mix well with the government…
“You’re fired”
“You’re hired back, but sit there and do nothing.”
EFFICIENCY
We are trying to boycott US but we have strong competence.
This whole situation reminds me of this joke: Two guys out hunting in the wilds somewhere. One of them falls ill and collapses. The other can’t rouse him.
He grabs his phone or radio and calls for help. “My friend collapsed. I think he’s dead!”
The responder says “Well, first we need to make sure if he’s actually dead.”
“Just a minute…” BANG!
“OK, now what?”
Oh yeah. Fire the team responsible for pen testing. That’s real smart.
/S
Well, when your goal is to destroy government programs and offices so they they get replaced by rent seeking corporations so they can suck every penny from you, it really is.
I would fuck them up big time.
“Oh yeah? Sure sure. I’m just gonna commit one small change. There ya go. Now. You were saying?”
S tier efficiency. Only a stable genius could bring this level of efficiency which is definitely saving us money as long as nobody actually does the math.
So weird that he’d want the people responsible for election security laid off. I wonder why? Maybe, just maybe he hacked this shit.
looks around for a .ml user to defend the integrity of American elections for some reason
Do the terms of their employment change when they get rehired?
though they’ve been benched on paid leave for now.
How convenient!
So they can seamlessly continue their NEW jobs, working remotely for $ForeignPower, while collecting both paychecks. 🤑🤑