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Imagine having a son and thinking you’re going to outrun him.
He’s doing laps around your wheezing ass.
You could sprint for maybe a minute.
Have you seen the amount of energy these kids have? There’s no escape.
I have chased a 3-year-old around a room for ten minutes, then watched her run downstairs and dead sprint a full three blocks to her friend’s house when she realized she was late to a party. Meanwhile I just clutched my knees and gasped “Look both ways… before… street”.
Is this slenderwoman?
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It’s only ridiculous because it’s the mom in the picture, not the dad. Many men do think that way and act on it.
Hey, I hear therapy is pretty cool.
Yeah, but the men who walk away from their families usually don’t believe in it!
