SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up11.19Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.18Karrow-down1imageIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squarehuppakee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoBuying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoGood news, everyone! Vampires don’t need heating! Or groceries.
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThey’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
minus-squarehuppakee@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThat which is dead can no longer die
minus-squareTassieTosser@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
Buying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
That which is dead can no longer die
Vampires don’t need no warmth
Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?