• Quacksalber@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    40·
    2 months ago

    Elon stumbles into office: “Why is the app updating so damn often” *throws random Hitler Salute*

    Lead engineer, seeing him and his family being evicted and living under a bridge before his inner eye: “Uh, that’s because we improve the code so fast”

    Elon, throwing another Hitler Salute: “Cool.”

    • tfmOPMAEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      That made my day

  • Decq@lemmy.worldEnglish
    29·
    2 months ago

    Release buggy piece of shit, constantly fix bugs and introduce new ones, see we are better than the rest! Profit??

    Of course this comes from the man who still uses line of code as a metric of a good developer. So everything he says about engineering is completely worthless.

    • tfmOPMAEnglish
      21·
      2 months ago

      Everything he says about anything is worthless

      • Decq@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        2 months ago

        No no, if he would call himself an incompetent sack of shit he would be completely correct! Though it would hold no information no.

        • tfmOPMAEnglish
          1·
          2 months ago

          That would be a paradox. Not possible. (Especially in this case)

    • tfmOPMAEnglish
      8·
      2 months ago

      “bug fixes” which introduce new bugs

  • Psaldorn@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    2 months ago

    Imagine thinking pushing 25 updates in 2 weeks is a good thing.

    Way to make it look like you are constantly putting out fires and fixing undertested code.

    Clown operation

  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.caEnglish
    10·
    2 months ago

    He could also have written: Grok is better because it has more commits and LOC than the others!

  • UnaEnglish
    6·
    2 months ago

    app upgrades are roughly on par with internal upgrades

    WHERE IS THE PROOF FOR THAT CLAIM?

    • tfmOPMAEnglish
      2·
      2 months ago

      Proof? From Elon?

    • tfmOPMAEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      You really think Musk cares about these details?

    • tfmOPMAEnglish
      1·
      2 months ago

      Or made by himself with PowerPoint

      • Zier@fedia.io
        2·
        2 months ago

        Elon is too high to understand PowerPoint. He would get distracted by the colors.

        • tfmOPMAEnglish
          2·
          2 months ago

          Somebody or something definitely got distracted/confused by the colors in this graph