• Asafum@feddit.nl
      5·
      2 months ago

      If you love vegetables so much why don’t you marry them!?

      …one step ahead of you buddy. We’re pregnant!

  • brokenlcd@feddit.it
    10·
    2 months ago

    And then. The immediate follow up message.

    hey could you come pick me up I need to go to the hospital

    • cRazi_man
      4·
      2 months ago

      PSA: object must have a flange, or else you risk this dishonour.

  • bizarroland@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    2 months ago

    Aside from blowing out his back with the carrot, he’s also blowing out his back carrying that conversation.