A million monkeys randomly typing could produce ‘War and Peace.’
Shudda happened by now…they may have, but then it’s all erased with correction fluid
I’m on new antidepressants so I can’t reach the finish line but they upped my adderall, too, so I have the motivation to keep trying. I’m real sore, guys.
Prostate
Don’t have one.
Ah, I see. You are Antistate.
I may drive down to visit my friend’s states from time to time.
Oof. I wish you the best of luck in your journey. That and the weight gain from SSRIs kicked my (now fat) ass but also saved my life so…yay?
It sucks when I realize the only thing keeping me in shape is social anxiety.
Fat and happy is still better than skinny and crazy.
Butt stuff
Guys, I don’t have a prostate.
Even people without a prostate can orgasm trough anal play.
It’s always been more of a bitter apertif than the main course, to me. Not particularly satisfying unless shared with company.
When I think of all the books in all the libraries… some call recent times the Information Age. We always stand on shoulders. Gutenberg fam.
Be right back, gotta write another chapter of my novel!
Not this month? This is due to participation in locktober?
Mayhaps
why the fuck is this a problem…seriously if more people rubbed one out once in a while, the world would be a much more peaceful and less rapey place to live
Hey man it’s still “oh face” October
Edit: linky no worky
E2: WHY DO THE SERVER GREMLINS FIGHT ME SO
A what face
Munged the link; fixed
Still broken for me.
Idk what happened, I fixed it again 😬
Now it works, thanks
You’re welcome 🦦
“So, what do you think of my book, publisher dude?”
“Why is it sticky? Is this… What the fuck?!”
Strictly speaking that makes you a tool.
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Take my upvote and fuck off. I’m busy entrepreneurering and typing this comment with one hand.
Ibuprofen all night
he doesn’t reply to the messages, it seems
“Worship” is over two hours long? Is this the directors cut?
chk chk chika chk chck chk tshchk tchk chk chka DING
Some will see it more like a pen, but on the other hand it could be used like a machine.
