Erectile dysfunction
C****le CockScrumpy tastes like a sour apple fucked some white wine
I hate it
Why does everything from the UKKK have such whimsical names? Scrumpy, Quid, Shilling, Chippy, and so on.
the weather is pretty depressing for like 70% of the year so they have to find whimsy where they can
Ancient British man inventing the fae because of seasonal depression
Angloids will enter an otherworldly portal rather than just going to therapy
Scrumpy is a type of cider. The rest are slang.
Looking at review for this and seems to me that the average reviewer is chugging these straight from a cupboard that hasn’t been cleaned in 20 years.
That scan…
So will this kill my dick? Please respond
What is dead may never die
I’m not the boss despite what you may think but I’d guess this probably needs a CW for ableism? I’m happy to be told I’m wrong but better safe than sorry
Scrumpy good
better than white lighting for sure
i was always partial to frosty jacks myself when i was 15
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It’s nice on a hot day
