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Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

We ask you: Should Andrew be forced to have a shittier surname?

www.thedailymash.co.uk

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We ask you: Should Andrew be forced to have a shittier surname?

www.thedailymash.co.uk

Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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NO longer Prince Andrew or the Duke of York, the shamed Royal is still called Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Should these fancy surnames be removed as well?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/54425475

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    Should give him a name title thing like they used to in the olden days, like Richard the Brave.

    We’ll call him, Andrew the Pedophile.

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      I’ve had the same thought about Trump. A proper punishment for him would be that he is forced to change his last name to “Pedophile.”

      He’d be “President Pedophile.” He owns “Pedophile Tower” in New York.

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        That’s what I’ve been calling him on truth social on his posts, well pedophile president.

        I’ve changed it to yours now tho.

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      think british, nonce of andrew.

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        Is nonce a pedophile?

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          Generally speaking, yes.

          Might (in some regions) just mean “fool/idiot”, but the majority of people would take it as a synonym for “paedo”.

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      Too on the nose.

      I like Andrew the Sweaty.

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