See what you did Neil! You made Pluto depressed.

Isn’t medium.com just a glorified blog disguised as a news outlet?

Nice try Andrew, but you can’t trick us.

Well, what are you guys gonna do about it?

Pedophile sad that pedophile faced consequences for being a pedophile.

There’s too many billionaires now, I think it’s dinner time.

We’ve been overly horny since time began, we just have better access to our horny vices now.

Now, I’m not saying anything at all, but those helmets they use are terrible against blunt force hits from a baseball bat repetitively swung at full force, theoretically speaking.

Just wait, the shockwave will get to you soon enough.

Can you also count to schwifty five?

Can we let her speak more again, we need a good hearty laugh at something stupidly absurd.

All the Maga people will hear our of that is " Erika Kirk was miss Arizona", that’s all they will care about, oh and the other thing.

Man voyager app is getting precise!

I give it 2 years before they’re together.

You can’t dodge my never ending supply of hex wrenches forever!

Andrew the Pedophile.

Shrek 1 is 24.

You do it, I don’t own the word, it’s all of ours to use and make fun of them with.

That’s what I’ve been calling him on truth social on his posts, well pedophile president.

I’ve changed it to yours now tho.

Should give him a name title thing like they used to in the olden days, like Richard the Brave.

We’ll call him, Andrew the Pedophile.