I’M JIMMY, I’M THE BAWS, IF I WANNA BE THE PIG, JIMMY WILL BE THE PIG, GIMME THAT, I WANNA BE THE PIG, YEAH JIMMYS THE BAWS.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Malaysian government to conduct in-depth study next year on abolishing death penaltyEnglish
3·4 months agoI legit thought that was a cheese grater in the thumbnail.
Because I’m a masochist and I refuse to be forced out by incompetence.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I feel like I derive so much of my identity from my past, and its just weighing me down at this point. How do I drop it?English
7·4 months agoYou can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.
That’s just a medieval medical journal.
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iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev•Can I post my general concerns and questions on technology in this community ??🤓🤓🤓English
7·4 months agoI dunno, can you?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Um, actually, Neville Chamberlain didn't "cave" to Hitler, he actually got a lot out of the deal.English
181·4 months agoHey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
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News@lemmy.world•Sean 'Diddy' Combs in Poisoning Fear After Being Caught Drinking 'Potentially Deadly' Moonshine in PrisonEnglish
58·4 months agoHahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
1·4 months agoNow go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
4·4 months agoOk.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•You should start doing this todayEnglish
15·4 months agoDo it, it’s so much fun.
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Good News Everyone@piefed.social•Rare white Iberian lynx captured on film in Spain by amateur photographerEnglish
10·4 months agoLooks like it’s saying " Did you just take a fucking picture of me?"
\[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zonetoshitposting@lemmy.ml•Yes, but im gonna complain the whole timeEnglish
2·4 months agoEverytime I hit no the image gets bigger and smaller… I just want out.
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Economy@lemmy.world•Michael Jackson Returns To No. 1 In America Thanks To HalloweenEnglish
1·4 months agoJesus Christ, I thought he was like back from the dead for a second there.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.
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cats@lemmy.world•Behind the scenes look at the special FX in Jurassic Park (1993)English
101·4 months agoDun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun
\[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zonetoShare Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.ml•Tourist map of AustraliaEnglish
2·4 months agoThe safest place to be a tourist is along the Nullarbor, nothing bad has ever happend to them there.








*Starts ramming the truck with my car*