Can’t believe I’m defending the guy, but it was a (slightly lame) joke he made when addressing soldiers at the base. It works - you can immediately see he establishes rapport.
Vance is every awful thing that’s been said about him. But that correctly reads like a joke. A dumb one, but a joke.
Jesus fucking christ on a cracker, I will never understand how fuck heads like this got put in charge.
Supreme corruption.
Centuries after the fact, the vikings are still the best trolls.
A rose by any other name still smells terrible.
It’s a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, “Careful, that soup is hot” at every meal?
Edit:
Although:
“Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!”
“Mrs Vance, what’s going on?”
“Oh, JD’s in the bathroom applying his eye liner.”
JD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.
Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.
I can’t believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.
But he would still put the blame on her after burning himself
“Okay, good.”
*huge slurp
“Ow!”
…and it’s not that green.
