Country girls make do
Did someone mention acorns? 🐿️
I guess we are.
I guess we are.

“Time to wake up and go to work at the shit factory, Harry!”
And here I was thinking that was just a euphemism for reality.
I mean, the last time I left a shit, there were two kernels of corn in it. Just two.
I’m more concerned that you find it worthwhile to count the number of corn kernels that made it into your poop.
It’s hard not to count two visible objects.
Well, that’s fair.
Bro what, actually same here, are we encountering some kind of conspiracy?
Reminds me of those carnival games where you try to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar
An corn?

Old version:

An ear of corn of course
More like an acorn
In the winter? In this economy?
Google climate change
localized entirely to this instance?







