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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice

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Anon asks 4chan for parenting advice

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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    ‘Have I failed as a father?’ well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

    Buuuut, we all know you aren’t even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don’t we?

  • Atlas_@lemmy.world
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    One day blinding stew might do the trick

  • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I that that the stew that causes blindness for a day is what’s needed here.

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    One day blinding stew.

    • halvar@lemy.lol
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      stew that blinds for one day

      • Pyro@programming.dev
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        feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

        • mika_mika@lemmy.world
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          Feed her a type of stew that blinds her for 1 day

          • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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            Nobody ever mentions a thick soup that causes a 1 day deafness of the eyes.

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    Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

    • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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      On 4chan?! No, that couldn’t be!

    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Like the implication that having an active sex life and bullying someone to death are basically the same category of thing or strongly related somehow

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        “Popular Crowd” hobbies

    • 5redie8@sh.itjust.works
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      anon dreamt this up while masturbating

    • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      Wdym? It’s totally normal to refer to your daughter’s clothes as slutty

      • criss_cross@lemmy.world
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        My parents did that with my sisters.

        Shockingly I’m not on speaking terms with my parents.

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      it does indeed scream incel

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        Was it the green text that gave it away?

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it’s all above board.

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      Shouldn’t it be when THEY’RE 18?

      Edit: The BOYS are 18

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        When you turn 18 you’re normally 18.

        It’s a miracle of modern technology.

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          Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

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            You’re taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone’s daughter’s former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

            The details don’t matter because it is not a good plan.

            But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter’s former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

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              I assuming they all already want to, they just fucked his daughter to misdirect attention from their dick sucking in the locker room and Anon’s daughter is easy

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    Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

    Gay: reasons

    • steeznson@lemmy.world
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      Anon searches daughter’s phone for dick pics

    • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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      Suicide is gay

      • EldenLord@lemmy.world
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        “Always remember, son: Dying is gay!”

        ~ Soldier TF2

      • Artaca@lemdro.id
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        Suicide is badass. -Frank Reynolds

      • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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        It brings on many changes

        • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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          And Anon can take or leave it if he pleases

      • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        No

    • halvar@lemy.lol
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      It’s gay because anon has gone through the phone of his own daughter who is implied to have a lot of less than family friendly chats open with dudes.

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    First greentext I’ve clocked as fake in a long time

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      That’s kind of concerning for you.

      • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Yeah. Breath strips help.

    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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      They are all fake.

  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    send her to fat camp

  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    Didn’t happen.

    • affenlehrer@feddit.org
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      I guess they bullied a fat kid into writing this on 4chan

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    Straight to jail

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