Sign a 5-year contract for one baby a month, outsource the first 8 deliverables at a loss while using the time to ramp up production staggered such that it produces a baby on a monthly basis. /s
“You can have ten babies a year for five years, but the first baby will be delivered at the age of four and he’ll have 20 siblings in the next three weeks”
I’ve heard the joke around 9 women making a baby in a month by PM standards
Wasn’t that in the Mythical Man Month itself?
Yes, but only some PMs will get what that means. Metaphors are easier to explain than “go read this book”
Give the PM a bottle of grape juice. Say it’s wine on a rushed schedule.
Give them a gallon of grape juice and tell them it’s a glass of sprint wine.
Sign a 5-year contract for one baby a month, outsource the first 8 deliverables at a loss while using the time to ramp up production staggered such that it produces a baby on a monthly basis. /s
“You can have ten babies a year for five years, but the first baby will be delivered at the age of four and he’ll have 20 siblings in the next three weeks”
Once you have 9 cells towards an embryo the rest of the job is embarrassingly parallel